dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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ARE

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THE

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NEW

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EMOJIS

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(via justinlbieber)

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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(via guy)

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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(Source: asterkid, via guy)

(Source: nickdunnne, via lohanthony)

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via manda)

quiescense:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS

quiescense:

koli-chan:

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

SAVE THE GODDAMN FROGS

SAVE THE FROGS HOLY SHIT SAVE THE FROGS

(Source: haus-of-ill-repute, via pizza)

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

(via guy)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via pizza)

At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?

Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via oomshi)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert, via lohanthony)

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

(via lohanthony)

jessiicrossing:

All I did was forget she was coming over

jessiicrossing:

All I did was forget she was coming over

(via lohanthony)

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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(via guy)

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via hazwaters)

(Source: cokepulp, via hazwaters)