fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

(via hannahpixxxiesnow)

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

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seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via pizza)

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whatarewewatching13:

Their friendship is perfection

(via keep-it-fashionable)

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via pizza)

Anonymous said: favourite kind of pizza?

pizza:

me: all of them

boyf: tumblr user

Anonymous said: What was your first kiss like

pizza:

Me: i was literally blogging on my phone and jarred leant over and kissed me like wtf fuck off

boyf: i interrupted blogging 

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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(via pizza)

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

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